Ask me anything   The future! And America! Now I may have lost my train of thought SEVERAL minutes ago! BUT IF I CONTINUE TO TALK LIKE THIS! NO ONE WILL NOTICE, AND WHEN I STOP, YOU WILL APPLAUD MY EULOGY! Thank you!


i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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How much punk can a punkrock rock if a punk rock could rock punk


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